Reviews and Previews.

As a personal list and a functional blog I will now review a few things and preview a few others.

Reviews:

Title: After...
Type: Movie
Text: This movie was just plain dissapointing. Rediculously dissapointing actually. Here is a link to my review on Amazon.

Title: Juno
Type: Movie
Text: This movie blew my mind. It was one of the only truly funny movies I've come across. I didn't feel bad laughing, and I actually enjoyed myself. I highly reccomend this one.

Title: Halo 3Type: Video Game
Text: It's a bit late for me to review this, but I might as well. It was what I expected. I was expecting an amazing game on par with the other two, so yeah. I'm only about halfway through, so I might have to review it again.

Title: Tara's New Boyfriend
Type: Person
Text: Good job Tara. I approve. The last one made me want to kill people. This one I played "porn war" with. Speaking of that game

Title: Porn War
Type: Card game
Text: This is fun for all ages. Walk down the strip and take as many "calling cards" from the scary immigrants as possible. The cards are essentially business cards for hookers that are handed out all over the strip. Develop a nice deck, organize your cards a bit. Then play one card at a time against an opponent. Going by what's on the cards decide which one is better. Sometimes a really expensive hooker might win. Sometimes a 10 dollar lady of the night might take tha cake. You can make up other card games if you want. I highly reccomend this game.

Title: I Am Legend
Type: Movie
Text: Will Smith is indeed a Legend.

Previews

Title: Cloverfield
Type: Movie
Text: I can not wait for this movie. I'm not nearly as obsessive as some of the people out there, but i'm following the news about this one. It's shrouded in secrecy. The secrecy is holding up better than any other "secret" that I've come across.

Title: The Dark Knight
Type: Movie
Text: Oh shit.

Title: Life After PeopleType: TV Special
Text: What happens if humans go extinct? I don't know, but I'm sure going to find out.

Title: Alice In Wonderland
Type: Tim, Fucking, Burton
Text: I'll kill anyone who says this will be bad.

Title: Halo
Type: Movie
Text: What? Oh lord. When is this coming out so I can block the day off? Cancelled? No? WTF IS GOING ON WITH THIS?!