First the president part! Here is an image of President Bill Clinton! Horah! (that I took)

Now onto the failed plans.
It seems I'm incapable of completing projects. I got like halfway done with my mural/ large painting and now it's in my garage. I have nowhere to put it once I leave my house, so it's going to become trash. It's sort of sad. But I guess it's a lesson to be learned: Finish your fucking ideas.
Anyhow. I need to pack my house (room) over the next couple of days. I also need transportation from my house to the dorms on the 22nd if anyone can oblige.
Alright, I swear these posts will beget some wit in the near future. I'm noticing a severe lack of that, probably something to do with oil prices... You see? That was a horrible joke. I need to work on this...