Friday, June 29, 2007
Bling.
Julie is a funny little creature. Like a much cuter and sexier version of Gollum. "My precious, precoisssssss". She wants (needs) an engagement ring. She's like insane with lust for transparent rocks. But she's a girl. I should get used to it. If I ever blank out and call one of you in a panic because I don't know what kind of ring to get her, this is what she wants:
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Or...slap you repeatedly in the mouth until you become conscious.
Give your balls. Don't argue, just give them to me. I will bronze them and put them next to mine on the commemorative wall of balls.
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